Someone to play with.
She watches the screen you choose, hears what your computer plays, and says what she makes of it — out loud, in her own voice.
A rough sample of each. In the app she is reacting to something that just happened to you, which gives her more to go on than a line written for a web page.
What she actually does
The window or display you pick, and only that one.
So she knows what just happened in a cutscene.
Hold a key, or leave the microphone open.
A few sentences between evenings, which you can read and delete.
Quiet through a scene, and says what she made of it when it ends.
Seven of them, and you can see which one is on from across the room.
Pricing
The first hour is free. No card.
It is an hour of actually playing rather than a week on a calendar, so it waits until you sit down. About $1.40 of usage, which is on us.
Evenings
$12 a month
about 3.5 hours a month
Most nights
$25 a month
about 8.5 hours a month
Hours are what the models cost rather than a stopwatch: a quiet game goes further than a loud one, and the app shows you what is left as you go. Cancel whenever you like — it runs to the end of the period you paid for.
Refunds
The free hour exists so you can decide before paying, so a part-used month is not refunded as a rule.
If something went wrong — she would not start, the voice never worked, you were charged twice — write to us at support@upperkick.app and we will put it right. We look at what the account actually used before we do, which is usually the whole story: an account that barely ran is a refund, and one that played all month is a conversation about what went wrong. That is once per account; after that, cancelling is the way out, and it is one click in settings.
And where the law where you live gives you a right to cancel a purchase, you have it. Paddle is the merchant of record: they are the seller, their buyer terms apply to the transaction, and they handle those requests alongside anything you ask us directly.
Cancelling is separate from a refund. You can cancel at any time from the billing page in the app's settings, and the subscription runs to the end of the period you have paid for.
What it needs
Windows 10 or 11. A game that runs in borderless or windowed mode if you want captions on screen. Headphones are worth it, so she does not hear herself.
Honest about what it is
She is a language model, not a person. She will say things about a game with complete confidence and be wrong, and she is not a substitute for a friend, a doctor or anybody else. It is for people aged 18 and over.